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Sunday, December 26, 2004

Gone Fishing

For those of you who are unaware, I am in Colorado for Christmas and will be back in Maryland for the 30th of December. I've gotten two very nice e-mails inquiring as to whether the previous post was a suicide note of sorts. Trust me, my suicide note will be a lot less cryptic as it would take the form of:

Suicide Note, Draft One
1) Hey, Sarah, remember that time in first grade where we were picking presidents and I wanted Chester A. Arthur and you took him, just becuase you knew I wanted him? I hope you fucking choke for that.
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398) Hey random girl who wouldn't hold the elevator? You were ugly in that scarf.
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And so on.

Anyway, if you need to get ahold of me (you don't) my e-mail is garthur@gmail.com

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