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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

To The Detroit Free Press Copy Editors:

Do you own a thesaurus?

Katie Karlson remembers that hot August night on her porch near the University of Michigan campus.

For the second time in six days a large man was approaching her house with his pants down, masturbating.

Come on. There are sixty thousand synonyms for "hot" that don't additionally carry the connotation of being "arousing."

Maybe I just have a dirty mind :/

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