I can just imagine Lindsay Lohan looking at the back of a box of Cheerios and reading, "Part of your daily recommended dose of vitamins and minerals." and saying, "Recommending that I eat vitamins and minerals? Fuck that. I'm going to do lines of coke off the hood of Herbie. Just to be like, 'I don't care.'"
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