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The Daily Transom Reads Thursday Styles with Tom Scocca.
This is one of those things that I have to avoid reading on Thursday specifically so I can read it friday morning at work. It's amazing, and this is just an example of why:
Media Tom: She [Gwen Stefani] is totally Exhibit A in my upcoming PowerPoint presentation: You Are Not a Model, So Please Get the Fuck Off That Magazine Cover, Thank You.
Media Tom: Exhibit B is that sow Renee Zellweger.
The Transom: !!!
Media Tom: Look, Gwen. You were the cutest gal on the ska-punk scene. That's like being the best hitter on your seven-and-under tee-ball squad. That doesn't mean you get to bat cleanup for the Yankees!
The Transom: Right. You're sexy in fucking ANAHEIM.
Media Tom: Yes! As a model, you've got stumpy legs, a thick torso, and no facial bone structure at all.
The Transom: Let's face it. At 102 pounds, SHE'S FAT.
The Transom: SHE'S ENORMOUS.
Media Tom: Cow.
The Transom: REVOLTING.
Media Tom: Like, do we listen to Christy Turlington playing guitar? No, we do not.
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